From 90b58c617c936e7e55d37e652d46dc3faa453c28 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ikoe Tanioka Date: Tue, 1 Nov 2022 21:54:37 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Extra ASCIIS to, you guessed it, /ascii --- hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua10 | 8 ++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua11 | 9 +++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua12 | 5 +++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua13 | 7 +++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/peacepipe | 10 ++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/scativist | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/stall | 22 ++++++++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/urinal | 13 +++++++++++++ 8 files changed, 94 insertions(+) create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua10 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua11 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua12 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua13 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/peacepipe create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/scativist create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/stall create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/urinal diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua10 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua10 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..508bf1c --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua10 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +-- +C S U A # 1 0 : +8/20 Go fuck yourself emarkp. Feel free to censor this. + \_ ??? -emarkp + \_ "???" ? You didn't censor my messages? + \_ I have no idea who you are or what your messages were. -emarkp + \_ Hey, it's paranoid nutcase guy again! +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua11 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua11 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6d77e21 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua11 @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +-- +C S U A # 1 1 : +3/20 If you're going to troll the motd today, please make + that extra effort and at least try to use proper + grammar. I know you like to pretend that you are + an angry immigrant troll who just moved to Berkeley + but I know you had to take the TOEFL before being + admitted so I know you're not a moron. Thank you. +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua12 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua12 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c541243 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua12 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +-- +C S U A # 1 2 : +5/8 Motd nuked. + \_ And there goes my erection. +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua13 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua13 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b7ea925 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua13 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +-- +C S U A # 1 3 : +3/16 Clean your pr0n out of /csua/tmp + \_ Fuck, now where am I gonna keep my Jenna pictures? + \_ Who's Jenna? + \_ if you have to ask... +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/peacepipe b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/peacepipe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bc17ebd --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/peacepipe @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ + ( ) + ( LET'S SMOKE THIS PEACE PIPE + _ + __| | +==+===[_____\ NOW GIVE US YOUR FUCKING LAND + | + /|\ + ||| + \|/ + ` diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/scativist b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/scativist new file mode 100644 index 0000000..92c24ed --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/scativist @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + ___ + .-"` `"-. + .' .-. '. + / (/^\) \ +/ # (\ /) \ +| # .-'-. | +| /(_I_)\ | +; \\) (// ; + ; / Y \ ; I'M A SKEPTICAL ACTIVIST + \ \ | / / + \ \|/ / OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT + \ /|\ / + | \|/ | + |__/Y\__| + {=======} I'M A SCATIVIST + }======={ + {=======} + }======={ + {=======} + `""u""` diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/stall b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/stall new file mode 100644 index 0000000..22bfd5d --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/stall @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +___ ________________________ ___ ________________________ ___ + I I I I I I I I + I I I I I I I I + IHI I I IHI I I + I I I I I I I I + I I I I I I I I + I I I I I I I I + I I O I-I I I O I-I + I I I I I I I I + I I I I I I I I + I I I I I I I I + IHI I I IHI I I + I I I I I I I I +___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___ + I (_( )___( )_) I (_( )___( )_) I + I I I I I I I I I I I + I I_I I_I I I I I I I +_H_ <$> <$> _H_ <#> <#> _H_ + + WELCOME TO THESTALL.COM + + TODAY IS NOT OFF TO A GOOD START IS IT diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/urinal b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/urinal new file mode 100644 index 0000000..313e9f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/urinal @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ + __ __ + (,.) ,. (,.) ,. (,.) ,. + || || || || || || + || || || || || || REMEMBER: + ,.||.. || ,.||.. || ,.||.. || + //""""\\ || //""""\\ || //""""\\ || EVERY URINAL + || || || || || || || || || STARTS WITH YOU + || || || || || || || || || + ||____|| || ||____|| || ||____|| || + `.____.' || `.____.' || `.____.' || + || || || + || || || +______________||__________||__________||_________