From 2abaa859ab39bb03b59683ac5968340eff4da466 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Max Date: Sat, 28 May 2022 21:54:50 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] soda: add all the ASCII art --- hosts/soda/data/ascii/adh | 13 ++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/balls | 20 +++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/blog | 15 ++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/bope | 45 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/camel | 15 ++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/chokey | 16 ++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua01 | 8 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua02 | 7 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua03 | 8 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua04 | 7 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua05 | 8 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua06 | 5 ++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua07 | 7 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua08 | 6 +++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua09 | 7 ++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/dotted | 11 +++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/goatsex | 27 ++++++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/hole | 16 ++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/hungry | 12 +++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/sins | 21 ++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/thirsty | 11 +++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/trolledo | 23 +++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/unix | 21 ++++++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/wipe | 14 +++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/wwud | 15 ++++++++++++ hosts/soda/data/ascii/yank | 6 +++++ hosts/soda/data/default.nix | 3 +++ hosts/soda/soda.nix | 1 + 28 files changed, 368 insertions(+) create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/adh create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/balls create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/blog create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/bope create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/camel create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/chokey create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua01 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua02 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua03 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua04 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua05 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua06 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua07 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua08 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua09 create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/dotted create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/goatsex create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/hole create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/hungry create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/sins create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/thirsty create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/trolledo create mode 100755 hosts/soda/data/ascii/unix create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/wipe create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/wwud create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/ascii/yank create mode 100644 hosts/soda/data/default.nix diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/adh b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/adh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6d8e079 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/adh @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ + + ____________________ + /\ \ + / \ \ + / \ ALL DEAD HERE \ +/ \___________________\ +| | | +| ___ | __ ___ | +| | | | |__| |_| | +| | | | | +| | | | | +////////__________________| + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/balls b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/balls new file mode 100644 index 0000000..79b0e38 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/balls @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + __ +/ \--..____ + \ \ \-----,,,.. + \ \ \ \--,,.. + \ \ \ \ ,' + \ \ \ \ ``.. + \ \ \ \-'' + \ \ \__,,--''' + \ \ \. + \ \ ,/ POUR ACID ON OUR BALLS IF YOU MUST, BUT ___________ + \ \__..- + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ + \ \ ...... AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/blog b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/blog new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8f494be --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/blog @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ + .---. + / _\ BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ??? + / (={) SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS ??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS + / /_/ OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG ??? + ( |(_ BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ??? + /\_.--'// \ BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ??? + /L.|`--'( \ +/ /\_____`).J\____'==HH===HH +\ \ \ ` | \__..--."' + \ \._) ` \ ( YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN + \_/(`-..-'L ) THE FUTURE IS HERE + / `\_( L\,--.' AND IT'S EVEN LAMER THAN + > --'`-- \\ (_) YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE + | | \ Y + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/bope b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/bope new file mode 100644 index 0000000..17319e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/bope @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠔⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠂⢤⣀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⢶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠐⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ + ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ + ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ + ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ + 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|\ + \ / \ /\| + \ /'----`\ / + ||| \\ | + ((| ((| + ||| ||| + //_( //_( + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/chokey b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/chokey new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6aa66e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/chokey @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ + + , + _,-""-._ THIS IS THE STORY OF + ," ". CHOKEY THE LITTLE RETARD + / ,-, ,"\ WHO, AS IT TURNS OUT, + " / \ | o| COULDN'T + \ `-o-" `-', + `, _.--'`'--` + `--`---' + ,' ' + ./ , `, + / / \ + (_)))_ _," + _))))_, +--------(_,-._)))-------------------- + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua01 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua01 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1f76564 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua01 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 1 : + my, my.... + we haven't sworn much today + (at least not in plain text, I can't grep for figlet) + --Boredcast message from 'tmonroe' +-- + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua02 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua02 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7aa60d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua02 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 2 : +10/21 WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? + \_ 'COS SHE NEVER CALLS, SHE NEVER WRITES, AND SHE RAN OFF WITH + MY DOG AND MY BEST FRIEND. I REALLY JUST MISS THE DOG. + \_ EMARKP WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR? +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua03 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua03 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d4c2de5 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua03 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 3 : +7/9 Hot! What's the name of this actress / porn star (not sure which)? + Thanks a lot!!! + \_ Dunno, but she's gross. Are you boob guy? + (...) + \_ I'm not *the* MOTD Boob Guy, but I'm a boob guy. +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua04 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua04 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..15829b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua04 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 4 : +1/29 Can politburo keep it together and make sure Soda is up? + I can't troll dans 24/7. + \_ how about getting a life? dans (claims to) get laid all + the time, how about you? +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua05 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua05 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..85b367e --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua05 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 5 : +6/13 motd boob guy RIP + \_ He died??? + \_ Yeah, dead. His fantasy of doing some chick with huge + boobs came true, but she fell asleep on top of him with + her boobs on either side of his face and he smothered. +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua06 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua06 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..14d353f --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua06 @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 6 : +4/10 troll deleted + \_ if only it were so simple +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua07 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua07 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e0ca8a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua07 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 7 : +7/25 Who the fuck is German John and why is he special? + \_ What the fuck is an archive, and why the fuck do people search it + before asking questions on the motd? + \_ Who the fuck are you, and why don't you sign your name? --erikred +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua08 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua08 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..784390d --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua08 @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 8 : +6/19 Stupid question. how do we implement POP and IMAP access on Soda? + \_ imap and pop over SSL works fine - danh + \_ Stupid answer. Slave monkeys and Google page-rank pigeons. - jvarga +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua09 b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua09 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f2b3519 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/csua09 @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +-- +C S U A # 0 9 : +9/23 Why is it that if I post a political troll, I get 3 pages of + discussion, but I'm lucky if I can get one trollish replay to a + technical question? + \_ Nobody cares about computers at the CSUA. +-- diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/dotted b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/dotted new file mode 100644 index 0000000..89458ad --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/dotted @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +OKAY MAN +SERIOUSLY, FOLLOW THE DOTTED LINE: _ _ _ + \ + _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / + / + \ _ _ _ _ _ + \ + _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / + / + \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SUCK COCK + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/goatsex b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/goatsex new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7386f9f --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/goatsex @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ + +* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * +g g +o / \ \ / \ o +a| | \ | | a +t| `. | | : t +s` | | \| | s +e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e +x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x +* \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * +g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g +o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o +a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a +t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t +s / /\| C_____) :) | (___> / \ s +e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e +x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x +* | \ \____) `---- --' | * +g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g +o | / | | \ | o +a | | / \ \ | a +t | / / | | \ |t +s | / / \__/\___/ | |s +e | / | | | |e +x | | | | | |x +* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/hole b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/hole new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0b72680 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/hole @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ + LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM ANCIENT CHINESE TEXT READS: + "THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED - TURN BACK NOW" + + ,g 8b ,g ,g 8g 8g + o8888" 88 Y8 .od888888888P" 88' 88' + 88 88 " 88 88 88 88' 88888888b +8888888888888888 d88888888888888b 888 88 oo 88 + 88 88 88 88 88 8'88 8' 88 P' + 88,o 88 o9, 888888888888 88 8 88 + 88P 88,8P 88 88 o8 88 g + ,888 888' 88888888b 88 8' 88 `8, + d8'88 g88 88 gg ,88' 88 ,P 88 8b + 8' 88 oP 88, d8' `g88' 88 8 88 `P + 88 `88 g o8' gg88b, 88 f 88 + d8' `b' o8 oP' "Y8ao 88 d8' ZL + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/hungry b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/hungry new file mode 100644 index 0000000..14af1d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/hungry @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +)()()()()() +|\ | +|.\. . . . | +\'.\ | + \.:\ . . .| + \'o\ | I EAT THE DIMENSIONS THAT NEVER + \.'\. . | EVEN GOT TOURISM GOING + \".\ | + \'`\ .| + \.'\ | + \__\| + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/sins b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/sins new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3897daa --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/sins @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ + _________________________________________ +/ You will pay for your sins. If you have \ +| already paid, please disregard this | +\ message. / + ----------------------------------------- + \ / \ //\ + \ |\___/| / \// \\ + /0 0 \__ / // | \ \ + / / \/_/ // | \ \ + @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \ + //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \ + ( //) | \/// | \ \ + ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\ + ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-. + (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `. + (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \ + (( /// )) `. { } / \ \ + (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-. + ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_ + ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~ + /.-~ diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/thirsty b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/thirsty new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2547e85 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/thirsty @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ + .-'"""`-. +( ) +|`-.___.-'| THE GUY WHO BEGS YOU TO PISS ON HIM +|.-'"""`-.| WHILE IN THE BIG STALL IS NOT THIRSTY +| | +|`-.___.-'| +| | +|. ' " ` .| +| | + `-.___.-' + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/trolledo b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/trolledo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..136a31f --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/trolledo @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠛⠒⠲⠶⠦⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠏⠁⠀⠀⢀⣤⠶⣛⣩⣥⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣤⣤⣭⣭⣉⣉⣛⣛⣻⣭⣥⠬⡍⠛⢶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠃⠀⠀⣠⡶⢋⡵⢛⡩⠵⠒⠒⠒⠒⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠘⢁⡴⢋⣴⢿⠒⠈⠉⣏⠉⠐⠒⡾⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠀⠀⢀⣀⣈⣙⣆⡀⠀⠀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠟⣁⠀⠁⢀⣤⣦⣤⡀⠘⠀⢈⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣇⠖⠉⠙⠅⠀⠀⠉⠉⠑⢦⡈⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⢿⣧⠤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠖⣿⠀⠃⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⠀⠐⠁⢸⡇⠀⣀⣰⠉⠠⠀⠀⣰⣶⣷⣶⠀⠀⠀⢱⡈⢻⣦⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⣠⡿⣱⠋⢀⣴⠶⠚⠻⢶⣤⡘⢧⣄⠆⠂⠀⡉⠉⣉⣀⣀⠉⣠⡟⠁⠀⠉⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠟⠛⠀⠀⢈⡿⢍⢢⢹⡇⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⡇⢠⣿⠁⠀⢰⣦⡀⠉⠉⠀⠈⠙⠲⠾⠾⠶⠶⠶⠚⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣯⡑⠢⢤⣀⣂⣀⣨⠤⠒⠛⠃⠘⡆⡇⡧⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⡇⢸⡇⢠⣴⣾⠋⠛⢷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⠤⠴⢠⠶⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀⠀⡼⢡⢣⡇⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⢿⡇⣧⠘⠿⠀⠀⠸⣧⡀⠀⠈⢻⡿⢶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠸⣆⠐⠟⠻⠷⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠃⠑⠤⠀⢀⣼⣿⡇⢀⠤⢂⣾⠃⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣌⠑⠦⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣷⣤⣸⣷⡀⠀⠈⠙⠻⢿⣶⣤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⢀⣠⡴⣿⠉⣿⣿⠀⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣀⣼⠁⠀⠈⠉⠙⣿⠛⠛⠻⢿⠿⠛⠛⢻⡇⠀⢸⡀⣹⣿⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣿⣄⣀⣀⣸⣄⣀⣠⣴⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⠀⠘⣿⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣄⠘⢷⡀⠘⡟⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣧⡀⠻⣾⡃⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣄⠈⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⣿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡿⣹⠇⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷⣄⠈⠛⠷⣼⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⡿⠀⢸⠇⣘⣧⠟⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢷⣄⡀⠀⠙⠻⠷⠶⣶⣾⣿⣤⣀⣠⣿⣄⣀⣴⠷⠶⠿⠿⠟⠋⠀⢀⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣶⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⡤⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ +⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/unix b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/unix new file mode 100755 index 0000000..0f3d29c --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/unix @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +#!/bin/cat + + ,_ ,_==▄▂ + , ▂▃▄▄▅▅▅▂▅¾. / / + ▄▆<´ "»▓▓▓%\ / / / / + ,▅7" ´>▓▓▓% / / > / >/% + ▐¶▓ ,»▓▓¾´ /> %/%// / / + ▓▃▅▅▅▃,,▄▅▅▅Æ\// ///>// />/ / + V║«¼.;→ ║<«.,`=// />//%/% / / + //╠<´ -²,)(▓~"-╝/¾/ %/>/ /> + / / / ▐% -./▄▃▄▅▐, /7//;//% / / + / ////`▌▐ %zWv xX▓▇▌//&;% / / + / / / %//%/¾½´▌▃▄▄▄▄▃▃▐¶\/& / + </ /)VY>7; \_ UNIX IS VERY SIMPLE IT JUST NEEDS A + / /</ //<///<_/%\▓ V%W%£)XY _/%‾\_, GENIUS TO UNDERSTAND ITS SIMPLICITY + / / //%/_,=--^/%/%%\¾%¶%%} /%%%%%%;\, + %/< /_/ %%%%%;X%%\%%;, _/%%%;, \ + / / %%%%%%;, \%%l%%;// _/%;, dmr + / %%%;, <;\-=-/ / + ;, l diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/wipe b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/wipe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5a1dea7 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/wipe @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ + __ IT'S THE DIE WIPING SERIES !!11 + /==\ + .-. \==/ - DIE WIPING + /oo\ __{") + =.-\\//-- ":-|-----.= - DIE WIPING 2: WIPE HARDER + =.' .||. _;_) .'= + =.' `:--:' -' .'= - DIE WIPING 3: WITH A VENGEANCE + =.'l42 (____) .'= +='-----------------'= - DIE WIPING 4: LIVE FREE OR WIPE HARD + + - DIE WIPING 5: HOLY SHIT DID THEY REALLY + MAKE A FIFTH ONE + + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/wwud b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/wwud new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bbf7f57 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/wwud @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ + _,,--,,_ + /` .`\ + / ' _.-' \ + | `'_{}_ | + | /` `\ | + \/ == == \/ + /| (.)(.) |\ + \| __)_ |/ + |\/____\/| + | ` ~~ ` | + \ / + `.____.` + +WHAT WOULD UNITED 93 DO + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/ascii/yank b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/yank new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e40da75 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/ascii/yank @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + ,dP""d8b, + d" d88"8b +I8 Y88a88) A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL YIN / YANK +`Y, a )888P + "b,,a88P" + diff --git a/hosts/soda/data/default.nix b/hosts/soda/data/default.nix new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cf44176 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/soda/data/default.nix @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +{ + systemd.tmpfiles.rules = [ "L+ /ascii - - - - ${./ascii}" ]; +} diff --git a/hosts/soda/soda.nix b/hosts/soda/soda.nix index 6304200..c956eab 100644 --- a/hosts/soda/soda.nix +++ b/hosts/soda/soda.nix @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ { imports = [ + ./data ./shell-profile ];