diff --git a/packages/checks/default.nix b/packages/checks/default.nix
index 2aef255..cbff1b6 100644
--- a/packages/checks/default.nix
+++ b/packages/checks/default.nix
@@ -16,12 +16,6 @@ in
         inherit (config) cluster;
       };
 
-      garage = pkgs.callPackage ./garage.nix {
-        inherit (self'.packages) garage consul;
-        inherit (self) nixosModules;
-        inherit (config) cluster;
-      };
-
       ipfs-cluster-upgrade = pkgs.callPackage ./ipfs-cluster-upgrade.nix {
         inherit (self) nixosModules;
         previous = timeMachine.preUnstable;
diff --git a/packages/checks/garage.nix b/packages/checks/garage.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index 1dc759e..0000000
--- a/packages/checks/garage.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,155 +0,0 @@
-{ testers, nixosModules, cluster, garage, consul }:
-
-testers.runNixOSTest {
-  name = "garage";
-
-  imports = [
-    ./modules/consul.nix
-  ];
-
-  extraBaseModules.services.consul.package = consul;
-
-  nodes = let
-    common = { config, lib, ... }: let
-      inherit (config.networking) hostName primaryIPAddress;
-    in {
-      imports = lib.flatten [
-        ./modules/nixos/age-dummy-secrets
-        ./modules/nixos/age-dummy-secrets/options.nix
-        nixosModules.ascensions
-        nixosModules.systemd-extras
-        nixosModules.consul-distributed-services
-        nixosModules.port-magic
-        cluster.config.services.storage.nixos.garage
-        cluster.config.services.storage.nixos.garageInternal
-        cluster.config.services.consul.nixos.ready
-      ];
-      options.services.locksmith.providers = lib.mkOption {
-        type = lib.types.raw;
-      };
-      config = {
-        links.consulAgent = {
-          protocol = "http";
-          hostname = "consul";
-          port = 8500;
-        };
-        _module.args = {
-          depot.packages = { inherit garage; };
-          cluster.config = {
-            hostLinks.${hostName} = {
-              garageRpc.tuple = "${primaryIPAddress}:3901";
-              garageS3.tuple = "${primaryIPAddress}:8080";
-              garageWeb.tuple = "${primaryIPAddress}:8081";
-            };
-            links.garageWeb.hostname = "web.garage.example.com";
-            vars.meshNet.cidr = "192.168.0.0/16";
-          };
-        };
-        environment.etc."dummy-secrets/garageRpcSecret".text = "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa";
-        networking.firewall.allowedTCPPorts = [ 3901 8080 ];
-        services.garage = {
-          layout.initial = lib.mkOverride 51 {
-            garage1 = { zone = "dc1"; capacity = 1000; };
-            garage2 = { zone = "dc1"; capacity = 1000; };
-            garage3 = { zone = "dc1"; capacity = 1000; };
-          };
-        };
-        system.ascensions.garage-layout.incantations = lib.mkOverride 51 (i: [ ]);
-        specialisation.modifiedLayout = {
-          inheritParentConfig = true;
-          configuration = {
-            services.garage = {
-              layout.initial = lib.mkForce {
-                garage1 = { zone = "dc1"; capacity = 2000; };
-                garage2 = { zone = "dc1"; capacity = 1000; };
-                garage3 = { zone = "dc1"; capacity = 1000; };
-              };
-              keys.testKey.allow.createBucket = true;
-              buckets = {
-                bucket1 = {
-                  allow.testKey = [ "read" "write" ];
-                  quotas = {
-                    maxObjects = 300;
-                    maxSize = 400 * 1024 * 1024;
-                  };
-                };
-                bucket2 = {
-                  allow.testKey = [ "read" ];
-                };
-              };
-            };
-            system.ascensions.garage-layout.incantations = lib.mkForce (i: [
-              (i.runGarage ''
-                garage layout assign -z dc1 -c 2000 "$(garage node id -q | cut -d@ -f1)"
-                garage layout apply --version 2
-              '')
-            ]);
-          };
-        };
-      };
-    };
-  in {
-    garage1.imports = [ common ];
-    garage2.imports = [ common ];
-    garage3.imports = [ common ];
-  };
-
-  testScript = { nodes, ... }: /*python*/ ''
-    nodes = [garage1, garage2, garage3]
-
-    start_all()
-
-    with subtest("should bootstrap new cluster"):
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_for_unit("garage.service")
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_until_fails("garage status | grep 'NO ROLE ASSIGNED'")
-
-    with subtest("should apply new layout with ascension"):
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_until_succeeds('test "$(systemctl list-jobs | wc -l)" -eq 1')
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.succeed("/run/current-system/specialisation/modifiedLayout/bin/switch-to-configuration test")
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_until_succeeds("garage layout show | grep -w 2000")
-        assert "1" in node.succeed("garage layout show | grep -w 2000 | wc -l")
-        assert "2" in node.succeed("garage layout show | grep -w 1000 | wc -l")
-
-    with subtest("should apply new layout from scratch"):
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.systemctl("stop garage.service")
-        node.succeed("rm -rf /var/lib/garage-metadata")
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.systemctl("start garage.service")
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_for_unit("garage.service")
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_until_fails("garage status | grep 'NO ROLE ASSIGNED'")
-
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_until_succeeds("garage layout show | grep -w 2000")
-        assert "1" in node.succeed("garage layout show | grep -w 2000 | wc -l")
-        assert "2" in node.succeed("garage layout show | grep -w 1000 | wc -l")
-
-    with subtest("should create specified buckets and keys"):
-      for node in nodes:
-        node.wait_until_succeeds('test "$(systemctl is-active garage-apply)" != activating')
-      garage1.succeed("garage key list | grep testKey")
-      garage1.succeed("garage bucket list | grep bucket1")
-      garage1.succeed("garage bucket list | grep bucket2")
-
-    with subtest("should delete unspecified buckets and keys"):
-      garage1.succeed("garage bucket create unwantedbucket")
-      garage1.succeed("garage key new --name unwantedkey")
-      garage1.succeed("systemctl restart garage-apply.service")
-
-      garage1.fail("garage key list | grep unwantedkey")
-      garage1.fail("garage bucket list | grep unwantedbucket")
-  '';
-}