41 lines
1.7 KiB
Bash
41 lines
1.7 KiB
Bash
find -L /ascii -type f -print0 | shuf -zn1 | xargs -0 cat
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bootup() {
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esc_bold="\x1b[1m"
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esc_reset="\x1b[0m"
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esc_magenta="\x1b[35m"
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esc_red_bold="\x1b[1;31m"
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tblue="\x1b[34m"
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echo
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source /etc/os-release
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os_name=${PRETTY_NAME:-$NAME}
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memory_usage=$(free -m | awk '/^Mem/ { printf "%sMB / %sMB\n", $3, $2}')
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online_now=$(w -sh | wc -l)
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online_users="just you"
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if [[ $online_now -gt 1 ]]; then
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# Create a list of online users.
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online_users=$(w -sh | awk '{print $1}' | uniq | tr "\n" " " | sed "s| |, |g;s|, $||g")
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fi
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printf "${esc_magenta}${esc_bold}soda${esc_reset} ${esc_magenta}is currently using${esc_reset} ${esc_bold}$os_name${esc_reset} ${esc_magenta}as our OS${esc_reset}
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${esc_magenta}we are running on${esc_reset} ${esc_bold}$memory_usage${esc_reset} ${esc_magenta}of RAM${esc_reset}
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${esc_magenta}and we have${esc_reset} ${esc_bold}$online_now${esc_reset} ${esc_magenta}online user(s)!${esc_reset} ($online_users)\n"
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logins_this_month="$(last --time-format iso | sed "/reboot/d" | grep "$(date +'%Y-%m')" | wc -l)"
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printf "\n${esc_bold}Who's been around?${esc_reset} (${logins_this_month} logins this month)\n"
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last -R | sed -r "/(^$|^wtmp|^reboot)/d" | head -n 5
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dickswing=$(last | sed -r "/^$/d;/^(wtmp|reboot)/d;/\(00:0[0-1]\)/d" | awk '{print $1}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -nr | sed -r "s/^\s+//")
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as_of=$(last | grep "wtmp" | awk '{print "from", $4, $5, $7}')
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echo -e "\n${esc_bold}Dickswing ($as_of to now):${esc_reset}\n$dickswing"
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echo -e "${esc_red_bold}NOTE${esc_reset}: must be logged in for more than 1 minute to be counted."
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}
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bootup
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test -e /motd.txt && cat /motd.txt
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